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Ride to Ascension

So true this is.

Troubador of Verse

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Ride to Ascension

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

There is no there!


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A state of mind is like a dark cupboard, very spooky if you don’t know what’s in there. Worse too, if you keep hearing weird banging noises every once in a while.

OMG! Just stop talking. You’re making me crazier than usual. And the banging? I can account for that. Oh yes, I can.

Ok then.

Humorous Ways To Maintain the Insane – HubPages

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It’s that magical time of year known as Veraison, when the grapes start to change color and everything is on point in the wine business. The pathway to harvest has begun, despite the on-going drought and heat spikes.

I wrote this for a friend’s wine tour blog.

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Looking For A Job

The worst thing about looking for a job is the looking part. It’s all day and every day. It doesn’t quit.

Here are the 5 worst things about looking for a job.

1. Waking up every morning and facing the day. Squarely and with head on straight. No drugs or alcohol to smooth the traumatic jarring of morning time. And sure as hell, no smoking. The hard cold reality is hell on the nervous system. Coffee is our only friend.

2. Making the lists of what to do today. Checklists are valuable, and checklists are good. It’s a positive damn step, any which way you look at it, a regular daily outing. Go ahead and call it religious; it will help to deal with the task.

3. Answer the damned phone if it rings. Do no more than that. Accept all calls and texts. It may be a JOB. Friend or foe? Put a quick block on the hell nos, and with savage haste, go on your way.

4. Check the godawful email. First, skim it for import. Then sort it into 3 quick categories.

• Delete

• Important

• The quick glance-through

5. Going to sleep and knowing that you’re still looking for a job when you wake up. All hope is lost. Light a candle before bed to reinforce your job-hunting goodwill. Pray, as you’ve never prayed before, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee a job. Circle back to # 1.

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first flower

Absolutely love this purple flower!

a north east ohio garden

something about the seedling bed is magical. something about not knowing exactly what mother nature is going to do. it is kind of like taking a kid into a candy store and letting them pick anything they like. yes like that. except adult kids are susceptible to other forms of sugar. still they really think that ‘sugar’ is sweeeeeet ! so i calmly ran to the seedling bed to find out what happened this morning. mother nature said in her best stage whisper ” let’s see what this one does…” it was not the tallest flower. and it was not the biggest flower. however it was one of the deepest shades of purple my eyes has ever seen. yes the kid has been in the candy shop again…

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Book Promotion

Smashwords – Murphy Blue – a book by Linda Hahn

Come July, Smashwords is having a book sale for all its authors and I am included. My book, Murphy Blue, will be available at half off – this is $1.50 for a limited time. This is a great deal for all you book lovers. So please, buy my book. Don’t hesitate, do it now!

Murphy is a hapless ex-con, who tries to mind his own business, but can’t avoid getting caught up in various criminal enterprises. He is oblivious to this activity, but it sucks him in. And it destroys him.

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Mental Health

No matter what, thank you!

Welcome to Inspirational Quotes

To Whomsoever, Dealing with Mental fog!

We All make Mistakes

It’s Going to be alright

We’re here to Listen

Talk your Heart out

Be Grateful for Life,because few are fighting for it

There’s Always something to Look forward to

You Are Loved and Lovable

Be Easy on Yourself first

Today my heart felt so strongly to write this simple post and let the person reading this know that You are Lovable no matter what.

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– MJ 170620

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We Are The Answer…

World Metamorphosis

Amazing times we are in. Exhausting for sure, but so exhilarating as well. We have been chosen to witness this changing of paradigms. How lucky we are. We must stop looking at what is wrong in the world and focus more on the good unfolding beneath the darkness. I can’t imagine how many souls lined up to try and get a ticket to earth for this journey we are on. Not everyone was able to be a part of this. So count your blessings and don’t wallow in your woes. We are headed into very choppy waters soon and we best be prepared to hold on tight and do our part in moving this transformation forward. Every one of us should play a part in this momentous change. It cannot succeed without each of us adding our ideas, support, our energy and willingness to open our hearts and minds to…

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